Australian scientists reveal mysterious black balls on Sydney beaches are mini blobs of poop
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Australian scientists reveal mysterious black balls on Sydney beaches are mini blobs of poop

ByNews Polite

Oh, crap! Thousands of mysterious black balls that washed ashore and closed a stretch of popular Australian beaches last month were discovered to be mini blobs of poop. Initially believed to be made of tar, scientists at the University of New South Wales confirmed the sticky balls are in fact…

Shoeless slob leaves nasty surprise on porch as cops use viral video in manhunt
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Shoeless slob leaves nasty surprise on porch as cops use viral video in manhunt

ByNews Polite

Knock, knock. Poo’s there. Kentucky police are working to crack the case of a disturbed young man who left a nasty surprise on the same front porch several times in the last week. Louisville Metro Police said they’ve received multiple reports about a so-called “porch pooper,” whose disgusting antics have…

Provocative Upper East Side vegan faces K suit for refusing to stop feeding pigeons: ‘It’s bulls—t’
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Provocative Upper East Side vegan faces $50K suit for refusing to stop feeding pigeons: ‘It’s bulls—t’

ByNews Polite

A provocative Upper East Side vegan — who once called humans “the shame of the earth” — is being sued by her landlord for causing a literal s–tstorm as she refuses to stop feeding pigeons outside her building. Sharon Amram’s flighty actions have resulted in massive amounts of guano covering the…