All signs point to Detroit

How many lumps?

Tee time at Augusta National.

The world’s worst driver, Tiger Woods, on playing in this year’s Masters: “I don’t know how many more I have in me.” Woods, who has taken his lumps over the years, hasn’t crashed his car in more than 26 months, showed his “fun” side by handing Justin Thomas a tampon when he, get this, outdrove him at a tournament in February and is 66-1 to win the green jacket.

Speaking of Tigers. Opening Day in Detroit.

The Cats host the Red Sox.

Boston’s Chris Sale, who has made almost as many hospital trips as Woods, will make his second start on the year.

Sale was torched for seven runs in three innings by the Orioles.

The Tiger’s Spencer Turnbull was a bit more efficient, allowing seven runs in just 2 ¹/₃ innings to the Rays.

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Rain in Cincinnati and the Cubs/Reds game was postponed.

No plays keeps us at -57 nordegrens.